Category Archives: sarcasm

Things I Can Do That The Faithful Cannot

Last night, I was sitting in my yard with my pal Philly drinking beer and working on a contract for a big show I want to bring to town. The subject turned to the faithful (though I’m not entirely certain … Continue reading

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The Arrogance Of The Buffoons – Clock Fixin’ Edition!

As I write this post, I have no idea what time it is. The clock on my desktop says a time, of course, but it’s under the faulty method of Greenwich Mean Time, a means of standardizing the time that … Continue reading

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Three Cheers For British Petroleum!

I touched on this briefly yesterday, but today I wanted to go into greater detail. I for one am tired of all the negative nellies misunderstanding what BP has done in Louisiana, and damnit, I’m gonna say my piece. All of you … Continue reading

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The Fine Art Of Over-Reacting

Two stories that I just felt the need to comment on today. First off, there is a lawyer in Pakistan who is taking his country’s overreaction to Draw Mohammed Day that one step further and attempting to charge three of … Continue reading

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My New Faith

My friend Corrinna has convinced me that peanut butter cookies should be worshipped. Hold on, I’m going somewhere with this. For starters, they’re delicious, and they come with a built-in test of faith. If you aren’t pure when you eat … Continue reading

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The Ridiculous Things Some People Believe

Imagine for a moment that you have the ability to do an amazing thing. You have the ability to travel literally billions of light years to a planet orbiting some distant star. You can do this nearly instantaneously through the … Continue reading

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A Homeopathic Remedy That Works

I have finally come up with a valid homeopathic remedy, and this being Homeopathy Awareness Week (see posts by Orac (here and here) and Steven Novella) I figured I would share this brilliant cure with you free of charge, in … Continue reading

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Way To Go, Revere!

It should come as no surprise to the readers of this blog that I have a certain love for sarcasm. I blame my maternal grandfather, who when he would give me a kiss would always follow it up with “…and … Continue reading

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The Lady Gaga Ultimatum

I couldn’t possibly be making this up. Penn Bullock posted a blog link over at the JREF site’s swift blog. Penn, clearly, is nothing more than a hapless tool of such evil forces as The Illuminati and The People Who Don’t Want … Continue reading

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A Hell Of A True Crime Story

After finding the link on Skepchick, I travelled over to AOL News to read this amazing story. I had to share it with you, it’s that good. A woman travelled more than 2600 miles (that’s almost 4185 kilometers!) to murder … Continue reading

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