It’s a cute show, but it begs the question… What the hell is wrong with the people who live in Phineas and Ferb’s neighborhood? Why don’t they point out to the two boys that they are hideously mutated freaks?
Seriously, why is it that everyone in their universe is totally physically normal except these two, and nobody seems to notice? Phineas has a head shaped loosely like a right angle triangle and Ferb looks sort of like a stick with a can of soup for a nose. And almost everyone else looks normal.
Now, I might be a little bit insane right now because The Demon has been watching the show for the past every second since school ended, and I’m starting to come unhinged, and I get that this might color my experience a little bit, but COME ON! What kind of world do these people live in?




I get riled up. I admit it. When a topic that seems to me to be bleeding obvious comes along and stays along, I start to get punchy about it. And today I’m punchy about organic food. I have some friends and some parents (well, two parents to be precise) who will no doubt hate me for saying this, but it matters not. I’m too annoyed. If this offends you, then I’d say do something about it, but no doubt your bodies lack the hormones to rile you up enough to do more than piss in the wind about it.
I hadn’t really thought much about Sarah Palin’s ridiculous comment about how
We as a species are very much defined by the fear of the unknown. This is, for the record, normal, and I’m not in any way advocating that we stop being afraid of the unknown. One of the things that has led to our survival as a species and as individuals is selectively listening to that fear. But at the same time, we have (or should have) a thirst for knowledge that leads the unknown to become knowable. Where does the line exist? I’d be a fool to speculate.