Was 9/11 Good For Religion?

Well, according to Andrew Brown at the Guardian, it was. I hadn’t heard about this piece until reading comments on it from Why Evolution Is True. I disagree entirely with Andrew’s perspective. However, I couldn’t help but wonder at the topic. And as a devoted atheist, freethinker, and skeptic, I have to say that I agree with the assertion that it was good for religion.

All religions thrive on fear. They convince children that they had best behave or there would be some form of ultimate, brutal consequence. The more devout the religious doctrine, the more fear is expressed. But Hell or its contemporaries await those who do not believe and those who do not obey. Not only that, but we are told that the all-powerful deity of our choice will help us by giving us strength, giving us calm in the face of trouble, and sometimes even altering the physical world to protect the faithful.

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Logic (or How I Bested The Alien Armada That Came To Take Me Last Night)

For the first time in my many, many years, I had an experience last night. I experienced sleep paralysis. And it sucked. It sucked hard.

I fell asleep earlier while cuddling with the Lovely Lady and watching TV. I then woke up, did a couple of things, read a little bit of Of Human Bondage, and then rolled over to get some sleep. Suddenly, I heard a noise. I can’t possibly describe this noise accurately despite my propensity for words, but it was tinny and drawn out. It came again, and I realized it was my own breath somehow massively distorted by my brain. It sounded, for want of a better word, like my breath caught somehow out of time.

And that’s when I realized I was totally unable to move and in complete danger.

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Watching Ancient Aliens: Underground Aliens

A little while ago, the Lovely Lady recorded this for me. It’s a terrible show on History, but they have some really great archaeological information that she finds absolutely fascinating. But then they go off on a tangent. So I thought I’d watch the episode and live blog it.

We’re starting in Turkey, in a remarkable area where wind and whatever else has created absolutely amazing caves. Recently, they found a cave that led to a city of 20,000 under the ground. It’s remarkable, but of course they are going to go down a ridiculous path.

Whoops! We’re just over four minutes in, and we have the first ridiculous conjecture. This underground city was obviously a rather serious bit of engineering done in a time when that was anything but the norm. How could this have been done? Forget the notion that necessity is the mother of invention, instead we get “Perhaps they had help from some other civilization…” Riiiight. It had to be aliens.

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The Hard Questions That Always Baffle Atheists

I recently watched a video of Penn Jillette talking to Piers Morgan. In it, Piers Morgan claims that atheists are always baffled by a series of questions. He only mentions two, though I’m sure that he has others that are buzzing around in his craw. However, I can only address these two questions, and I think it’ll be fun to answer these. Baffled my aunt Fanny…

How did we get here?
As in how did humans get here? Well, there is a great deal of work in that area to try to answer that very question. Personally, I lean towards the notion of abiogenesis and evolution. Do I know this to be absolutely true? Of course not. However, your belief that God created everything is as valid as the idea that aliens planted the seeds of life. Abiogenesis is a difficult science to prove because we aren’t working on the same playing field. Yes, we can re-create in a laboratory setting all of the conditions from before life took hold, but finding the billions of years to work with is an awfully tall order. Evolution, by contrast, is something we can absolutely prove and something that agrees with the massive amount of evidence around us. Nothing in any God mythology offers supporting evidence or the ability to make predictions.

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When Schools Think Thinking Is Bad

I get annoyed when schools ban books from their libraries. In some cases I can understand, like an elementary school banning Judy Blume’s Wifey due to the rather adult nature of the book. But in the past we’ve seen schools ban things as pedestrian as Tom Sawyer and Where The Wild Things Are. The latest tale of literary stupidity comes from Missouri.

The victim? Among other things, Slaughterhouse Five. Fortunately, the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library are fighting back.

In fact, book banning is still rather commonplace. There is a list online of books that have been banned that shows just how weird the minds are who want to prevent children from learning. And in this case, the culprits are right-wing Christians.

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What’s Fair

We love fair. Fair just seems… well, fair. We have constructed numerous imaginary forces to guarantee fairness, things like karma and Judgement Day and the Invisible Hand to help us accept that the world is a fair place. But it isn’t. Fair is an entirely human construct, so as much as we’d like to see fairness in the world, we only see it when we ignore the true nature of things.

My dad always told me that life wasn’t fair, but it never really sank in. I suppose that was largely impacted by the Christian faith he was raising me with, which said that God would take care of me, that God would never ask too much of me, and that in the end, I would be rewarded or punished for the actions of my life. This general attitude, this need for fairness, is where I think much of the entitlement that I see around me comes from. People feel they are owed good things because they have done good things, and that their bad deeds are countered by all the good they do.

Not so.

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Jehovies

I am working from home today, and just got a knock at the door from the Jehova’s Witnesses. This is, I’m pretty sure, the first time this has happened since I became an atheist, and it was an interesting experience which I thought I would share. You often hear people talk about greeting missionaries in the most ridiculous of fashions, such as the “I had Satanic black metal playing and was covered in blood” and the like. These stories are most likely nothing more than fantasies, whereas mine is all real. However, I won’t be quoting either myself or the missionaries accurately, as I wasn’t taking notes, but this is the gist of what was said.

I answered the door and there stood two older men. They told me they were sharing some good news, which is of course the calling card of the missionary. I explained that I was not interested. They asked if I had noticed that there were a lot of problems in the world. I said yes, of course. They seemed to be leading the conversation in the direction of trying to get me to say that humans seem powerless to fix these problems, and thus open the door to “that’s because we can’t do it without God” talk.

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That Old Time Feeling

I was just reading Godless Girl’s blog, and one of her posts got me all thinky. She describes the feeling she gets watching the Symphony of Science videos (which I love) as being like what she used to get as a Christian at prayer meetings and the like. And I can totally relate with that.

It made me start thinking about that feeling, a feeling I am thrilled to say I get on a fairly regular basis. Like any feeling, I can’t properly desribe it, but I think you know what I mean when I say that incredible feeling of awe, wonder, and amazement. As a kid, that feeling came to me in church from time to time, but I always found it a lot more when out in the world and seeing something amazing.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Gateway Drug

Grade A Certified Tyson ... the good shit.

So a Muslim and an Atheist walk out for a smoke …

A Muslim co-worker and I have been getting pretty friendly these days. Obviously, we disagree on the god topic, but he’s liberal minded and open to discussion about anything: religion, science, politics, pornography … everything is fair game, and that’s why our relationship works.

A few months back we were outside with a few co-workers talking about the possibility of living in space. I was adamant that I would take the opportunity in a heartbeat. My friend found the prospect of living in space to be tantamount to living in a black box. “There’s nothing really going in space … we’ve learned all there is to know … pretty boring really.” Astonished, I encouraged him to look a little further.

He did.

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Dazzle Them With Strange Sounding Terms

Often, we in the various technical spheres have trouble making others understand what we mean. When I wear my Business Analyst hat, one of the main parts of my job is to act as a John Edwards style medium between the tech savvy and their business customers. The difference between myself and Mr. Edwards, of course, is that I’m actually communicating between real parties instead of making up facts and wasting everybody’s time. It is necessary to use highly technical terminology when getting into the specifics of things, and often that triggers confusion and communication breakdown for those who don’t speak the speak.

I believe that this phenomenon might well be true for almost every field, if one delves deeply enough into it. It is as confusing for some of my non-tech friends to hear me talk about entity relationship diagrams or agile methodologies as it is to hear my mechanic tell me my poppet valve is on the fritz. Hell, I don’t even know if a poppet valve can fritz.

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