I couldn’t possibly be making this up. Penn Bullock posted a blog link over at the JREF site’s swift blog. Penn, clearly, is nothing more than a hapless tool of such evil forces as The Illuminati and The People Who Don’t Want You To Read The Truth In The Celestine Prophesy. And in typical Big Status Quo style, he wrote this horrible, terrible, awful piece of filth whose whole purpose is to try to dissuade the masses from the totally accurate and completely legitimate claims made in this article by the exceptional journalistic site The Vigilant Citizen. Journalistic integrity comes pouring off their page, only to be attacked by some left wing monster with a blog. As Penn puts it:

Vigilant Citizen’s warning to America is that Gaga and other singers have been given the full Manchurian-Candidate treatment under the CIA’s “Monarch Program” and unleashed on pop culture to rep the devil-worshipping Illuminati. The wider goal of the conspiracy remains hazy, but it has to do with seducing and softening up the hoi polloi with a mind-controlling pageantry of outrageous sex, decadence, murder, madness, and technological excess — all elements in “Telephone” and preparatory ingredients in a transhumanist, authoritarian New World Order.

Like I said, I couldn’t POSSIBLY be making this up.

Lady Gaga. She’s the new Matt Damon.

Jim