After finding the link on Skepchick, I travelled over to AOL News to read this amazing story. I had to share it with you, it’s that good. A woman travelled more than 2600 miles (that’s almost 4185 kilometers!) to murder both her psychic and her psychic’s daughter for the crime of not being successful in using her magical powers to cause the woman’s ex-lover to fall back in love with her.

Okay, I have to say it. If she was truly psychic, she’d have seen this shit coming a mile away.

It’s a bunch of funny all the way through, right down to the woman having her partner in the murder testify that he agreed to help her after she promised to hook him up with gay sex partners. There’s nothing funny about homosexuality (well, nothing that isn’t equally as funny about heterosexuality, like the faces we make when we cum) but the idea that someone will get you laid if only you help them commit a double homicide? That’s just awesome.

I don’t believe there is anything divine in this retribution. Murder is murder, and murdering over such petty and pathetic reasons is patently disgusting. But I will say that when you make a living (and clearly a damn good one) by lying to people and conning people, you can expect that at some point you’re going to be asked to pay the piper.

Jim