 Dear friends,
As an atheist, I’m not going to be having a visit from Saint Nick or Jesus Christ or the Dalli Llama or Elijah. Hell, I’ll be lucky to get visited by a¬†sweet yet dirty¬†woman this Christmas even though I’ve been good all year. So since the imaginary gift-givers are not going to craft me anything in their magical polar hideouts, I have to rely on you. But I know you’re all up to the task.
The image above is from Scientifics Online. They’re selling a line they call “The Heroes of Scientific Discovery”:
Carry this century’s most notable scientific minds in your pocket. These miniature scientist action figures are colorful caricatures, and the perfect gift for any scientific fan.
Fun for play and display, the set includes Curie, Einstein, Newton, Darwin, and Tesla.
Size of each: 3″ tall.
I will love you all forever, and the kind of real, tangible love that doesn’t come with the threat of eternal damnation if you do not bend to my will.
Jim
